surgery

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
Whileon the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. Afterher last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"

God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you "

oh how this made me laugh... how often do we try to cheat life, to twist the things that God tells us so that they suit our lives?